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do not worry, this is not an emo rant journal:.
Me and my brother were laughing at how people died such stupid deaths. killed by
bees, for example. Then we imagined some christian(no religious insults, no worries) getting killed by
bees, and the following dialog was created

M A N : Hey god! It wasn't my time! I was good and I had a life! Why did I die?
G O D : well, heres where it gets complicated. You see, I had to calculate average deaths a day this year but the number made it so I'd have tons of decimals in my average. And I'm not good at math, see? So I just had to kill one person to make a simple average. Without your death, I would have ended up with something like 500.2739 something, and now it's just 500.
M A N : *horrified* but I believed in you!!!
G O D : Well now you have proof. I'm here. Oh and by the way just so you know, that Jesus dude was some mental retard hallucinating. He's having some fun in the purgatory right now:
M A N : And what about my wife!! did she die too, just so you could calculate your stupid averages?!
G O D : No, that was just this bet I had with satan. He told me he'd give me
50 cookies if I could kill an innocent person. So I did.
M A N : *faints*
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Don't ask. blame me and Samy's (my brother)'s messed up imagination.
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Now to more important things. My dad is going to get me a subscription on deviantART

yay! I'm also learning CSS, because curiosity kills.
Sorry If I haven't submitted much, I had those pesky exams taking up my time. But now I'm finished! yay! I could do whatever I want~~~!
We're in the middle of march, and I just went swimming yesterday. Ehh let's just say I can't expect less heat from Marrakesh

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I've really got the funk going on. I'm happy.
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